PERVERT ALSO STUPID
When James Rivers, 57, of Kent, Washington, learned his wife was
about to report him for keeping child-porn on his computer, he shipped the
laptop to a technician to have the hard drive erased. And, though he gave
strict instructions the files should not be opened, they were ... and he was
arrested. (Post-Intelligencer, 10-16-14)
NINE LIVES
MINUS ONE
Ellis Hutson was so heartbroken after finding his cat Bart run
over by a car, he asked his friend, David Liss, to please dig his little pet a
grave. Five days after burying Bart, Ellis opened his door to find his
neighbor, Dusty Albritton, holding a not-so-dead Bart. They rushed him to the
hospital where the Humane Society of Tampa Bay performed surgery to remove one
eye, wire his jaw shut and insert a feeding tube. Bart should be well enough in
about six weeks to return home to Hutson. (http://www.dailyoffbeat.com/articles/6180/20150128/zombie-cat-buried-alive-ellis-hutson-bart-cat.htm)
POOCH DESERVES A DOGGIE TREAT
The Blade newspaper
in Toledo tells of a family in Port Clinton, Ohio, who reported
somebody had tried to break into their home. But, thanks to Mama, their usually
very gentle 11-year-old pit bull, all the police found was a trail of blood in
the snow leading from their home. Police asked hospitals to watch for anyone
needing treatment for dog bites. (http://fox2now.com/2015/01/28/ohio-pit-bull-thwarts-would-be-burglar/)