BRUSH AFTER EVERY MEAL?
One problem exploring deep space is maintaining a sufficient human food supply. In an attempt to solve this problem, Mark Blenner of Clemson University in Clemson, South Carolina, is heading up a study called Synthetic Biology for Recycling Human Waste into Food (and other necessary supplies). (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/nasa-awards-grant-academic-study-6287841)
STUPID SPELLED D-U-M-B
Panama City, Fla. - The News Herald reports Beverly F. Brooks, 43, took a break from her job as a nursing assistant, and was late returning. This caused a co-worker to call her phone and hear Brooks say she’d been kidnapped by her boyfriend. Brooks was arrested several hours later after a police search found out she was lying. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/florida-woman-says-shes-been-kidnapped-to-get-out-of-work-cops_55d725ece4b0f593f7f6fc7f?utm_hp_ref=weird-news&kvcommref=mostpopular)
MUST’VE SNIFFED OUT THIS GUY?Corey Lee Ramsey, 23, of Tavares, Florida, told police he was thinking about buying the four bedroom, three bath home listed for $299,450; where they caught him inside sitting on a toilet, with his pants down around his ankles. The police didn’t buy it and arrested him for burglary. (Homeless, Ramsey has been arrested many times over the past few years.) (http://www.mix100lubbock.com/2015/08/04/cops-catch-a-burglar-sitting-on-the-toilet/)