Nathan Phifer, 28, was arrested after he entered an H-E-B grocery store near Houston, Texas, guzzling two bottles of wine in a bathroom, before stuffing sushi in his pants and trying to leave. Another Texas man was charged with stealing $2,000 worth of beef from at least 19 H-E-B stores; which he re-sold to barbecue restaurants. (http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/nathan-phifer-wine-guzzling-sushi-smuggling-suspect-arrested-at-texas-grocery_55c259ede4b0d9b28f053ab1)
HE SHOULD’VE CALLED AAA
Missoula, Mont. – According to KGVO-AM, Ryan Payne, 31, called 911 after breaking into a car and accidently locking himself in the trunk. He later faced multiple misdemeanor charges, including criminal mischief for damage he did to the car while trying to get out. (http://newstalkkgvo.com/missoula-man-breaks-into-car-accidentally-locks-himself-inside/)
NO LUCKY LOTTO TICKET, TOO?
Looking back in history to 1945, a man named Tsutomu Yamaguchi survived the atomic bomb blast at Hiroshima by spending the night in an air-raid shelter. Next morning he caught a train to work at his job in Nagasaki, where he survived another atomic blast. (http://www.history.com/news/the-man-who-survived-two-atomic-bombs)