Andrew J. Hewett

Sunday, February 22, 2015

WEIRD, BIZARRE and UNUSUAL (.1128)



(D)RIVING (U)NDER (I)GNORANCE
On November 30, 2014, Dwayne Fenlason, 48, drove his pickup truck into a ditch in Pomfret, Vermont, and got a DUI. Then, when he drove a second pickup back to that ditch to pull his first truck out, he went off the road again and got another DUI. And, later driving an all-terrain vehicle to pull out his truck ... he got a third DUI. (Burlington, 12-7-14)
SHUCKS, SHE JUST FORGOT
The June 2014 edition of Journal of Sexual Medicine tells of a 38-year-old woman in Scotland who suffered shaking, incontinence and severe weight loss. This necessitated a gynecological exam, which found a foreign object (i.e. toy) inside her reproductive cavity. First denying she knew how it got inside her, after careful thought she remembered using the five-inch toy, while having a drunken sexual encounter 10-years earlier, and must’ve forgotten to take it out? That had eventually caused her bladder blockage.
NONCONSENSUAL NAUGHTY PHOTOS
Zak Hardy, 18, and Terrill Stoltz, 41, were arrested in separate incidents charged with photographing women in bathrooms without their permission. Hardy, caught in a public restroom in June, in Exeter, England, pointing his phone from one stall to another, explained he was only seeing if his phone was waterproof. Stoltz claiming innocence, said the camera set up in his ex-girlfriend's bathroom in Billings, Montana, was only to make a photographic record of him cleaning his chickens in the bathtub. (Billings Gazette, 11-25-14)

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