Andrew J. Hewett

Friday, December 12, 2014

WEIRD, BIZARRE and UNUSUAL (.1057)



HOOTER-HAMPERED
Venezuela, suffering its worst recession in decades, has one inadequacy not generally reported. It’s the reduction in breast implants, due to the depreciation of their currency. Last year’s enhancement surgeries were a meager 85,000. Local comedians claim this will force flat-chested women to develop personalities. (CTV News/Toronto, 9-15-14)
SHOULD’VE USED MAPSCO
On October 15, 2014, Harris County (Texas) sheriff’s officials reported the arrests of Michael Taylor, 45, Leslie Peck, 32, and Stephanie Adam, 30, for mailing a package to the wrong address. That’s because their package contained heroin, cocaine and methamphetamine. When arrested, they also had a goodly amount of other drugs and several guns in their possession. (The AP, 10-16-14)    
NO SEX ANGER KILLED MILLIONS?
Blamed for World War II, Germany’s Adolph Hitler (1889–1945) is accused of causing deaths of some 46 million humans. Now, an update in history seems to prove he was a drug addict, who spent his final years “enjoying” cocktails containing 74 different drugs; including crystal meth, barbiturate tranquilizers, morphine and ...bulls’ semen, attempting to overcome his inability to “perform.” – Could Viagra have saved millions? (The AP, 10-16-14)

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